Hello wanderers of the web. I joined this place today for reasons known only to the two small fish in my fish tank beside me.. The question is my friends.. why have you come here? How have you found your way through the infinite void of the internet to this useless abode of an artistically challenged tosspot? .. and what do you expect to gain from the experience now that you've arrived here? Firstly, let me make this perfectly clear. You will not see art here so if you were expecting that, your gonna be gutted.. All you will see is the non-creative excrement of a man so painfully untalented in every respect that he should be stabbed in the forehead with a thin plastic fork at least two times a week until he starts either making sense or thinking constructive thoughts on a regular basis.

I think I will use this area to take photos. You see I did some work recently for a guy who I recently discovered may or may not be involved in some kind of organized.. we'll say.. deeds. He paid me not with money but with an old school Canon camera with a telephoto lens. I don't really know what I'm doing or how to use it but I figured I might as well put my earnings to some use. And here we are.. You'll see some photos popping up here from time to time.. but dare call them art and I'll beat you senseless.. Even if you are a woman.. I don't discriminate. Cheerio,

- Daniel